Alonzo Bodden
American stand-up comedian and panelist
Alonzo Bodden (American stand-up comedian and panelist) has appeared as a guest on 1 episode in TMT. Topics they speak about most include Chicken nuggets in the Hamptons, Cyclospora outbreak.
In their words
Positions and remarks grouped by topic, each with the exact quote and where it was said.
Chicken nuggets in the Hamptons
Bodden characterized upscale chicken nuggets as a scam by chefs to charge far more for a cheap food.
“you know how much money we can make on chicken nuggets if we just call them something else and then just charge ten times as much?”
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!: We skip the salad bar and have a banana instead (Jul 18, 2026) · Listen from 36:30
Cyclospora outbreak
Bodden joked that the official responsible for monitoring such outbreaks had been fired as part of DOGE cuts.
“the guy whose job it was to keep an eye on this, you know, he was fired as part of the Doge thing”
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!: We skip the salad bar and have a banana instead (Jul 18, 2026) · Listen from 4:07
Appearances
We skip the salad bar and have a banana insteadWait Wait... Don't Tell Me! · Jul 18, 2026 · 47 min
Guest host Tom Papa and panelists Alonzo Bodden, Helen Hong and Dulcé Sloan quiz the week's news, and the Bangles' Vicki Peterson plays Not My Job.
Often appears with
- Tom Papa · 1 shared episode
- Alzo Slade · 1 shared episode
- Dulcé Sloan · 1 shared episode
- Helen Hong · 1 shared episode
- Vicki Peterson · 1 shared episode