What Bill Simmons has said about Houston Texans
3 quotes · 2 episodes · Sep 28, 2026 – Oct 19, 2026
Bill Simmons, Sportswriter and founder of The Ringer, host of The Bill Simmons Podcast, has been quoted on Houston Texans 3 times in 2 episodes of The Bill Simmons Podcast, most recently on October 19, 2026. Each quote below is verbatim and links to the moment it was said.
In their words
- Prediction · due Jan 2027
Simmons predicts the 2-4 Texans remain a playoff team and one of the seven best in the AFC.
“I still think it's a playoff team. I still think it's one of the seven best AFC teams”
The Bill Simmons Podcast: A Rams Blame Game, Indy in Purgatory, the Pack’s Back, OJ’s Helper, Aikman Vs. Buck, the Slapper, and Guess the Lines With Cousin Sal (Oct 19, 2026) · Listen from 50:51
Simmons argued DeMeco Ryans does not get enough criticism for poor in-game decisions.
“I almost don't feel like he gets enough credit for being kind of a bonehead in some of these situations”
The Bill Simmons Podcast: Drake Mayday, a Raiders Revival, Bleakest 0-3 Teams, MLB Playoffs, and Guess the Lines With Cousin Sal (Sep 28, 2026) · Listen from 32:18
- Prediction · due Nov 2026
Simmons predicted the 0-3 Texans would be 5-5 after their next stretch of games.
“I feel like they're going to be five and five by the time this is all said and done”
The Bill Simmons Podcast: Drake Mayday, a Raiders Revival, Bleakest 0-3 Teams, MLB Playoffs, and Guess the Lines With Cousin Sal (Sep 28, 2026) · Listen from 49:31
Predictions
- Prediction · due Jan 2027
Simmons predicts the 2-4 Texans remain a playoff team and one of the seven best in the AFC.
“I still think it's a playoff team. I still think it's one of the seven best AFC teams”
The Bill Simmons Podcast: A Rams Blame Game, Indy in Purgatory, the Pack’s Back, OJ’s Helper, Aikman Vs. Buck, the Slapper, and Guess the Lines With Cousin Sal (Oct 19, 2026) · Listen from 50:51 · Houston Texans
- Prediction · due Nov 2026
Simmons predicted the 0-3 Texans would be 5-5 after their next stretch of games.
“I feel like they're going to be five and five by the time this is all said and done”
The Bill Simmons Podcast: Drake Mayday, a Raiders Revival, Bleakest 0-3 Teams, MLB Playoffs, and Guess the Lines With Cousin Sal (Sep 28, 2026) · Listen from 49:31 · Houston Texans
Episodes
A Rams Blame Game, Indy in Purgatory, the Pack’s Back, OJ’s Helper, Aikman Vs. Buck, the Slapper, and Guess the Lines With Cousin SalThe Bill Simmons Podcast · Oct 19, 2026 · 1 h 59 min
Bill Simmons and Cousin Sal recap NFL Week 6, guess Week 7 lines, discuss the MLB playoffs, O.J. Simpson news and UCLA football, and trade parenting stories.
- Drake Mayday, a Raiders Revival, Bleakest 0-3 Teams, MLB Playoffs, and Guess the Lines With Cousin Sal
The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 28, 2026 · 1 h 45 min
Bill Simmons and Cousin Sal recap NFL Week 3, from Drake Maye's slump to the 3-0 Raiders, guess Week 4 lines, and discuss MLB playoffs and parenting.
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