Joyelle Nicole Johnson
Stand-up comedian and panelist
Joyelle Nicole Johnson (Stand-up comedian and panelist) has appeared as a guest on 1 episode in TMT. Topics they speak about most include Dating.com chief breakup officer, Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool renovation.
In their words
Positions and remarks grouped by topic, each with the exact quote and where it was said.
Dating.com chief breakup officer
Johnson said she would eagerly apply for Dating.com's chief breakup officer job.
“I love that you think I have empathy. I would sign up for this in a second”
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!: Reflecting Pools and Construction Zones (Jun 27, 2026) · Listen from 35:52
Other remarks
Johnson said Time's suggested consolation for sports fans sounded like it came from someone who does not follow sports.
“Yeah, it sounds like the psychologist was not a sports fan”
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!: Reflecting Pools and Construction Zones (Jun 27, 2026) · Listen from 34:59
Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool renovation
Johnson pointed out that video showed the presidential motorcade driving through the pool, which undercut the vandalism claim.
“It's funny that he said it was damaged by vandals when there's like video that they drove the motorcade through”
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!: Reflecting Pools and Construction Zones (Jun 27, 2026) · Listen from 4:19
Appearances
Reflecting Pools and Construction ZonesWait Wait... Don't Tell Me! · Jun 27, 2026 · 48 min
Peter Sagal and Alzo Slade quiz panelists Emmy Blotnick, Joyelle Nicole Johnson, and Gianmarco Soresi on the week's news, and Pavement's Stephen Malkmus plays Not My Job.
Often appears with
- Peter Sagal · 1 shared episode
- Alzo Slade · 1 shared episode
- Emmy Blotnick · 1 shared episode
- Gianmarco Soresi · 1 shared episode
- Stephen Malkmus · 1 shared episode