Kurt Metzger
Comedian and writer, co-host of the Mystery Boys podcast and host of The Derp with Kurp
Kurt Metzger (Comedian and writer, co-host of the Mystery Boys podcast and host of The Derp with Kurp) has appeared as a guest on 1 episode in TMT. Topics they speak about most include Jeffrey Epstein, Jehovah's Witnesses, Artificial general intelligence.
In their words
Positions and remarks grouped by topic, each with the exact quote and where it was said.
Jeffrey Epstein
Metzger claimed that oligarch promotion of transgender ideology is a stepping stone toward transhumanism.
“Transhumanism is the goal, not transgender. That's a little stepping stone for the transhumanist movement”
The Joe Rogan Experience: #2570 - Mystery Boys (Oct 23, 2026) · Listen from 2:34:33
Metzger argued that commentators who treat the Epstein story as less important than the midterms should be regarded as enemies.
“anybody trying to act like the Epstein thing is less important than the fucking midterms. You should regard as an enemy”
The Joe Rogan Experience: #2570 - Mystery Boys (Oct 23, 2026) · Listen from 1:36:29
Jehovah's Witnesses
Metzger described how Jehovah's Witnesses drafted during the Vietnam era were expected to accept jail rather than serve or flee.
“You have to go to jail because the law is the law. You broke it, so you have to go to jail”
The Joe Rogan Experience: #2570 - Mystery Boys (Oct 23, 2026) · Listen from 2:11:35
Metzger defined a cult as a religion that expels members who do not comply.
“If you have to do the religion or they kick you out, I consider that a cult”
The Joe Rogan Experience: #2570 - Mystery Boys (Oct 23, 2026) · Listen from 2:10:11
Artificial general intelligence
Metzger clarified that he regards AI as a useful but unintelligent tool and disbelieves only in AGI.
“Because it's a tool. It's not intelligent. I'm saying A.G.I., not A.I., sorry”
The Joe Rogan Experience: #2570 - Mystery Boys (Oct 23, 2026) · Listen from 1:43:45
Tokoloshe
Metzger theorized that reported aliens are engineered from humans, which he said explains abduction accounts involving reproductive material.
“This is why the aliens need sperm and ova, because they're making this stuff out of people”
The Joe Rogan Experience: #2570 - Mystery Boys (Oct 23, 2026) · Listen from 48:07
Conspiracy theories in the United States
Metzger doubted the Venezuelan cocaine narrative behind drug-boat strikes, citing his own past cocaine use.
“i used to do a lot of coke dude i heard every kind of cocaine and never heard no venezuela”
The Joe Rogan Experience: #2570 - Mystery Boys (Oct 23, 2026) · Listen from 5:37
Appearances
#2570 - Mystery BoysThe Joe Rogan Experience · Oct 23, 2026 · 2 h 50 min
Joe Rogan talks with Mystery Boys co-hosts Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell about conspiracy theories, Epstein, UFOs, AI, religion, surveillance and their creative projects.
Often appears with
- Joe Rogan · 1 shared episode
- Duncan Trussell · 1 shared episode