NFL Week 9, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bengals Keep Rolling, Packers Look Unstoppable, Afternoon Blowouts Plus Who's Back Of The Week

Episode of Pardon My Take · November 9, 2026 · 3 h 17 min

Dan Katz, PFT Commenter, Hank Lockwood and the Pardon My Take crew recap NFL Week 9 of the 2026 season game by game, plus Who's Back of the Week.

Summary

The Pardon My Take crew recapped Week 9 of the 2026 NFL season, opening with the Fastest Two Minutes before discussing every game. Dan Katz and PFT Commenter praised the Cincinnati Bengals' offense after a 34-17 win over Atlanta in Spain, with Katz suggesting the Bengals could chase the AFC's top seed and PFT detailing Ja'Marr Chase's dominance over cornerback A.J. Terrell. The hosts also discussed the Broncos' streak of one-score wins, a loose corgi at the Broncos–Panthers game, and the weakness of the NFC South.

PFT Commenter, a Commanders fan, blamed coach Dan Quinn's decision-making after a loss to the Rams in which Myles Garrett had three sacks, and predicted a new head coach next year. Max Delente defended Eagles backup Joe Milton after a loss to the Giants, while Katz praised J.J. McCarthy for playing through injury. The group questioned why the Chiefs keep kicker Harrison Butker and noted Patrick Mahomes's lack of deep completions.

Hank Lockwood lamented the Patriots' 45-27 loss to the Packers, singling out Christian Gonzalez's poor game and speculating that Tom Brady privately enjoyed it; this led to a lengthy argument in which the others accused Lockwood of lying about making pancakes at home. Katz then reviewed the Bears' turnover-filled Sunday night win over the Buccaneers, crediting the defense, with Zach offering the Bucs' perspective.

In Who's Back of the Week, Lockwood highlighted 19-year-old golfer Blades Brown's PGA Tour win, PFT Commenter discussed a WNBA couple's breakup revealed on a podcast, Katz conceded to golfer Wesley Bryan's trolling, and Zach raised a report about Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang and an alleged affair with a suspected Chinese intelligence officer.

Chapters

  1. 3:20

    Fastest Two Minutes

    The crew delivered pun-filled rapid recaps of each Week 9 game.

  2. 14:34

    Bengals 34, Falcons 17 in Spain

    The hosts praised Joe Burrow and Ja'Marr Chase and criticized the Falcons' penalties and Michael Penix Jr.'s play under pressure.

  3. 29:59

    Broncos 26, Panthers 21 and the loose corgi

    Discussion of a missed pass interference call, the Broncos' one-score win streak, Bryce Young's protection and a corgi that evaded handlers.

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    Rams 20, Commanders 13

    PFT Commenter lamented Myles Garrett's dominance, Puka Nacua's production and Dan Quinn's coaching decisions.

  5. 58:16

    Saints 23, Browns 22 and Giants 19, Eagles 11

    The hosts covered the Saints' overtime comeback, the Browns' quarterback needs, Joe Milton's first start and J.J. McCarthy's toughness.

  6. 1:17:17

    Lions 19, Dolphins 9

    Katz credited Detroit for winning ugly and cited Dan Campbell's record since a 1-6 start.

  7. 1:25:49

    Chiefs over Jets and Cowboys over Colts

    The crew questioned Harrison Butker's job security, Kansas City's lack of deep passing, and the Cowboys' narrow win over the Colts.

  8. 1:47:49

    Afternoon blowouts

    Quick takes on Texans–Chargers, Seahawks–Cardinals and 49ers–Raiders, including Hank's new Hungry Dog picks.

  9. 2:07:24

    Packers 45, Patriots 27 and the pancake argument

    Hank Lockwood reacted to the Patriots' loss and Tom Brady's broadcast before the group challenged his claim of making pancakes.

  10. 2:32:06

    Bears 27, Buccaneers 24

    Katz and Zach broke down a sloppy Sunday night game in which the Bears' defense overcame five turnovers.

  11. 2:47:51

    Who's Back of the Week

    Picks included Blades Brown's PGA Tour win, a WNBA breakup, Wesley Bryan's trolling, and the Jensen Huang spy allegation.

Key points

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People

In the conversation

  • Dan KatzBarstool Sports personality known as Big Cat, co-host of Pardon My Take
  • PFT CommenterBarstool Sports writer and co-host of Pardon My Take
  • Hank LockwoodPardon My Take contributor and Boston Celtics fan
  • Max DelentePardon My Take producer and Philadelphia 76ers fan whose bachelor party is referenced
  • ZachNewest Pardon My Take staff member, Knicks fan
  • MemesPardon My Take staffer and New York Knicks fan

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From the publisher

NFL Week 9, we start with Fastest 2 Minutes (00:00:00-00:15:21) Bengals 34, Falcons 17 (00:15:21-00:29:11) Broncos 26, Panthers 21 (00:29:11-00:43:30) Rams 20, Commanders 13 (00:43:30-00:57:36) Saints 23, Browns 22 (00:57:36-01:06:20) Giants 19, Eagles 11 (01:06:20-01:15:46) Lions 19, Dolphins 9 (01:15:46-01:24:10) Chiefs 35, Jets 12 (01:24:10-01:34:25) Cowboys 27, Colts 23 (01:34:25-01:50:18) Texans 44, Chargers 22 (01:50:18-01:57:01) Seahawks 17, Cardinals 3 (01:57:01-02:02:07) Niners 38, Raiders 17 (02:02:07-02:05:46) Packers 45, Patriots 27 (02:05:46-02:30:33) Bears 27, Bucs 24 (02:30:33-02:46:46) We finish with who's back of the week. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Summary, chapters and key points were generated from the episode transcript on November 10, 2026. Quotes are checked word for word against the transcript.

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