What Stephen Colbert has said about Late-night television hosting

Colbert said he performs through personal hardship because he believes in the show must go on out of personal commitment, not contractual obligation.

“I'm a big fan of the show must go on. Not because the show must go on like there's some contractor, some sword over my head”

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Colbert said he banned a former Bush administration official who gave bland answers on air but candid criticism off camera, arguing such guests were not representing their ideas.

“they're not here to actually represent an idea or to be themselves. They're being politicians while they're supposedly talking frankly about politicians”

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Colbert said he views himself as the professional responsible for giving guests a good experience.

“I always feel like I'm the pro, they're not the”

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Colbert said 21 years of reading from a prompter has left him unsure he can still memorize lines for acting roles.

“it has been 21 years that I've been latched to a prompter. I don't know if I have the old cerebellum left to memorize”

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Colbert compared hosting a nightly network talk show to riding a flaming toboggan downhill while blindfolded.

“Do you enjoy like riding in a flaming toboggan down a hill and the whole point is to not hit a tree by 1230 at night? Because that's what it feels like more than anything else”

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Colbert said the best guests are those who simply want a real conversation rather than sticking to prepared cards.

“The best guests are just anybody who wants to talk and actually have a conversation. Like, the card is immaterial. We don't have to stick to the card”

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Colbert said hosting the show was never his dream and came as a happy accident after he had already quit his previous show.

“this was never my dream. I never had any intention to do this gig. It was... No, I never had any intention to... This was a happy accident that I got this gig”

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Colbert praised Bill Hader's decision to write for South Park after SNL as a model of serving work one admires regardless of status.

“Just go serve something that you love already. Like, see, can I be of service to people whose work I really admire? And I thought, that's a great thing to do”

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