What Stephen Colbert has said about The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
6 quotes · 2 episodes · Apr 6, 2026 – May 13, 2026
Stephen Colbert, American comedian and host of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, has been quoted on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert 6 times in 2 episodes of Strike Force Five and SmartLess, most recently on May 13, 2026. Each quote below is verbatim and links to the moment it was said.
In their words
Colbert recounted performing two shows on the night his appendix burst, with producers shielding him from the audience during breaks.
“My appendix burst and I did two shows, actually. It was a two-show night”
Strike Force Five: Ep 13: Strike Force Five Returns to Celebrate Stephen Colbert (May 13, 2026) · Listen from 3:44
Colbert said the show consumes most of his mental energy, so he has no firm plans until it ends.
“This show takes all of my mind. Like, 95% of my mind every day to do this show”
Strike Force Five: Ep 13: Strike Force Five Returns to Celebrate Stephen Colbert (May 13, 2026) · Listen from 6:12
Colbert said the only guest he could imagine for his final show would be the Pope, and that he has written to ask him.
“The only thing I could possibly imagine would be the right last guest is the Pope. Mm-hmm, sure. I've written, I've asked. I've asked him to come on”
SmartLess: "Stephen Colbert" (Apr 6, 2026) · Listen from 19:29
Colbert described his staff's ethos as a 'joy machine,' arguing the work must be done with joy or it becomes miserable.
“We call it the joy machine because it's a machine all the time. And you can either do it with joy or not do it with joy”
SmartLess: "Stephen Colbert" (Apr 6, 2026) · Listen from 26:34
Colbert said he remains happy and grateful for eleven years of the show and is already missing his colleagues.
“Still very happy and grateful to have done the show for 11 years. Of course. And pre-missing everyone”
SmartLess: "Stephen Colbert" (Apr 6, 2026) · Listen from 30:06
Colbert said he came on SmartLess because early episodes sounded like enormous fun and he admires what the hosts built.
“every one of these I heard, I thought, that sounds like enormous fun to go on. And I underplayed how fun it is to talk to you guys. I admire what you guys have built”
SmartLess: "Stephen Colbert" (Apr 6, 2026) · Listen from 1:01:05
Episodes
Ep 13: Strike Force Five Returns to Celebrate Stephen ColbertStrike Force Five · May 13, 2026 · 48 min
Late-night hosts Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Seth Meyers and John Oliver reunite to celebrate Stephen Colbert during the final week of The Late Show.
"Stephen Colbert"SmartLess · Apr 6, 2026 · 1 h 5 min
Stephen Colbert joins the SmartLess hosts for their 300th episode to discuss sketch-comedy beginnings, the end of his Late Show, and Lord of the Rings fandom.
Others on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
- Glenn Greenwald · 2 quotes
- Megyn Kelly · 1 quote
Stephen Colbert on other topics
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- CBS · 3 quotes
- The Lord of the Rings film trilogy · 3 quotes
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- World Central Kitchen · 1 quote
- Marriage and long-term partnership · 1 quote
- Madama Butterfly · 1 quote