1021. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Assassination Attempt Charges, Food Stamp Recipients Driving Lambos & JPMorgan Executive Sexually Abused

Episode of REAL AF with Andy Frisella · May 1, 2026 · 1 h 34 min

Andy Frisella and DJ discuss the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting, Erika Kirk, SNAP fraud, a JPMorgan abuse lawsuit, and the death of He-Man creator Roger Sweet.

Summary

In this "Cruise the Internet" episode, Andy Frisella and DJ opened by mocking Angel Reese ahead of the WNBA season, with Frisella arguing the market rewards skill over self-promotion and praising Sophie Cunningham and Jackie Stiles. They then covered the 2026 White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting and suspect Cole Allen's defense argument that a pump-action shotgun made a mass shooting unlikely. Both rejected claims the attack was staged, though Frisella contrasted it with the Butler attempt, which he believed involved manipulation of the shooter.

Frisella argued that Erika Kirk's on-camera appearances fueled hoax theories, said the absence of a defamation suit against Candace Owens suggested fear of discovery, and stated his opinion that Charlie Kirk's assassination was an inside job. He criticized Donald Trump for failing to deliver accountability, predicted Trump would hand the midterms to the left, and warned against personal loyalty to politicians.

DJ presented a Foundation for Government Accountability report linking SNAP recipients to luxury cars; Frisella argued people raised in the system learn to game it and that government deliberately keeps people struggling. The hosts criticized the five-month delay before an FBI raid in a Minnesota fraud case, the credit dispute between Kash Patel and Tim Walz, and discussed James Comey's new indictment.

On the lawsuit accusing JPMorgan executive Lorna Hajdini of drugging and abusing a junior male colleague, Frisella expressed doubt about the accuser and argued that female-teacher abuse cases differ in degree from male-perpetrated ones while both are wrong. The episode closed with a tribute to He-Man creator Roger Sweet, with criticism of the Mattel Foundation's $5,000 contribution to his GoFundMe.

Chapters

0:04
Intro and show format
Frisella introduces the CTI format, 75 Hard, and the show's no-ads policy.
3:57
WNBA season and Angel Reese
The hosts mock Angel Reese's play and argue the market rewards skilled, humble players.
11:55
White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting
Discussion of Cole Allen's defense argument, hoax theories, security, and comparisons to Butler.
24:38
Erika Kirk and the Charlie Kirk assassination
Frisella argues Erika Kirk's credibility problems fuel skepticism and questions the lack of a lawsuit against Candace Owens.
35:07
Trump, loyalty, and the midterms
Frisella criticizes Trump for unfulfilled promises and warns against loyalty to politicians.
42:04
SNAP recipients driving luxury cars
The hosts react to a report of 14,000 luxury vehicles linked to SNAP enrollees and argue the system is deliberately abused.
53:22
Minnesota fraud raid and Comey indictment
Criticism of the delayed FBI raid, the Patel–Walz credit spat, and James Comey's indictment.
1:01:47
JPMorgan executive lawsuit
The hosts discuss allegations that Lorna Hajdini drugged and abused a junior male colleague, and Frisella voices doubt.
1:08:28
Male sexuality and teacher abuse cases
Frisella argues about biological drives, dating advice, and differences between male and female perpetrators.
Linked moment · 1:21:12Skip to 1:21:12 using a listen link in the info box.
1:21:12
Thumbs up or dumb as fuck: Roger Sweet
A tribute to He-Man creator Roger Sweet and criticism of Mattel's support for his care costs.

Key points

What was said, by whom, with the exact words. Timestamps jump to the moment.

Andy Frisella
Frisella says making Sophie Cunningham the face of the WNBA would boost its popularity.
“I think if they made her the face of WNBA, it would be much more popular”
Listen from 4:20 · Women's National Basketball Association
Andy Frisella
Frisella argues the market does not reward arrogant players who fail to perform.
“the market says that they don't want to watch people who are arrogant, cocky, loud mouth”
Listen from 8:40 · Women's National Basketball Association
DJ
DJ says he does not view the dinner shooting as a hoax and considers the suspect genuinely unstable.
“I don't I don't see this as an actual host. This guy's actually crazy”
Listen from 15:20 · 2026 White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting
Andy Frisella
Frisella rejects the theory that the dinner shooting was staged, arguing the shooter would not sacrifice his life for a false flag.
“So you think that somehow they convinced this guy to run in, he's probably going to spend the rest of his life in jail”
Listen from 15:29 · 2026 White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting
Andy Frisella
Frisella believes the Butler shooter was manipulated in the manner he attributes to many mass shooters.
“I believe that the person who did that in Butler was a product of the MKUltra manipulation like a lot of these mass shooters are”
Listen from 17:59 · Butler, Pennsylvania assassination attempt
Andy Frisella
Frisella argues that a determined attacker willing to die can succeed with proper planning regardless of security.
“If you want to actually assassinate someone and you're willing to give your life to do so, you can do it with the proper planning”
Listen from 18:47 · 2026 White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting
DJ
DJ reports that the suspect's manifesto tied Trump to Epstein, echoing narratives pushed by legacy media.
“he was tying Trump to all the Epstein shit, called him a pedophile, a rapist and things like that”
Listen from 23:56 · Political violence in the United States
Andy Frisella
Frisella argues no defamation suit has been filed against Candace Owens because discovery would expose too much.
“in a lawsuit like that, there's something called discovery. And it gives access to Candace's legal team to actually dig into everything forensically”
Listen from 27:45 · Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Andy Frisella
Frisella states his opinion that Charlie Kirk's assassination was an inside job, citing a companion's behavior on a phone.
“I know and I have decided that this was a total fucking inside job. That's my opinion”
Listen from 31:50 · Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Andy Frisella Prediction · due Nov 2026
Frisella predicts Trump will lose the midterms to the left by failing to deliver on promises.
“Yes, but He is going to hand the midterms over to the left”
Listen from 35:07 · 2026 United States midterm elections
Andy Frisella
Frisella argues citizens should never be personally loyal to politicians in public office.
“You should never be loyal to a person, especially a politician, that is in a position of public service power”
Listen from 35:07 · Donald Trump approval rating
Andy Frisella
Frisella argues that people raised in the welfare system learn to game it even after becoming affluent.
“they understand, hey, I can save two grand a month and get my groceries for free by staying enrolled here”
Listen from 45:01 · Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program
DJ
DJ believes SNAP abuse has long been occurring and that the government has known about it.
“It's been going on forever. And not only has it been going on forever, dude, our government knows it”
Listen from 48:15 · Government fraud and waste
Andy Frisella
Frisella claims the government deliberately keeps people struggling so they cannot notice how they are being exploited.
“These people are intentionally keeping people in a place of hardship”
Listen from 48:56 · Government fraud and waste
Andy Frisella
Frisella criticizes the five-month delay before the Minnesota fraud raid, suggesting it allowed evidence to be cleaned up.
“You could have raided them the day after it was on fucking the internet”
Listen from 55:05 · Government fraud and waste
Andy Frisella
Frisella argues the U.S. should not subsidize any country that cannot defend itself.
“If you are not strong enough to stand on your own two fucking feet, you don't deserve to be a fucking country”
Listen from 58:34
Andy Frisella
Frisella says his gut tells him the JPMorgan accuser is seeking compensation through a lawsuit.
“I believe that this is an opportunity which, you know, happens with women and men where they see an opportunity to file a lawsuit to get compensated”
Listen from 1:14:29 · JPMorgan Chase sexual harassment lawsuit
Andy Frisella
Frisella argues that abuse of minors by male and female teachers are both crimes deserving jail but differ in degree.
“It is both pedophilia. I believe people like that should go to jail and be punished, but we have to acknowledge that they are different things”
Listen from 1:19:15

People

In the conversation

Andy FrisellaShow intro voiceover by host Andy Frisella
DJCo-host of the CTI segments on REAL AF, presents the headlines

Discussed

Cole AllenMan described by Pape as the third would-be assassin of Trump, an engineer who wrote a manifesto
Donald TrumpPresident of the United States whose conduct of the Iran war is the episode's main subject
Erika KirkAmerican figure Trump reportedly told to sue over a comedy sketch
Charlie KirkAmerican conservative activist and podcast host assassinated in September 2025
Candace OwensConservative commentator and podcaster cited as a top-ranked show
Kash PatelDirector of the Federal Bureau of Investigation
Tim WalzGovernor of Minnesota criticized by Knowles
James ComeyFormer FBI director cited as another target of unusual federal prosecution
Lorna HajdiniJPMorgan Chase executive director accused in a sexual harassment lawsuit
Roger SweetToy designer who created He-Man, died at 91
Angel ReeseWNBA player
Caitlin ClarkWNBA player
Sophie CunninghamWNBA player praised by the hosts
Jackie StilesFormer women's basketball star
Brooke RollinsU.S. Agriculture Secretary
Bessie Anderson StanleyPoet whose quote on success Frisella read

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From the publisher

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss shooting supspect Cole Allen making an absurd argument for why he should walk free despite the Trump assassination attempt charges, food stamp recipients driving Lambos, and the JPMorgan Executive who allegedly drugged junior male employees.

Summary, chapters and key points were generated from the episode transcript on September 27, 2026. Quotes are checked word for word against the transcript.

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